Tag Archives: Crockford Bridge Farm

We Took The Wine

Posted on August 7, 2016 by theharridan

There have been no repeat threadworm infestation and so I am JOYOUS. Joyous that you can get a pill from your Boots (the family-sized box comes in pills of four, so we have to buy double what normal people buy) … Continue reading →

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Slushy pumpkins and cake

Posted on October 30, 2015 by theharridan

Here’s an annoying word which doesn’t adequately express itself very well: Playfighting. PLAY. Playing. Playing = wholesome fun = laughing = farmyardy rough’n’tumble (non-homoerotic, in our case, because they are small, and brothers, and ugh) = ruddy cheeks and healthy-smelling … Continue reading →

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Life Rules: Part One

Posted on July 9, 2015 by theharridan

So, absolutely no one has asked me to write a guide for being less worried, or about parenting, or about eating more vegetables. No one. And I’m not qualified to give any advice because I live in a two-bedroomed basement … Continue reading →

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You can all come back, now. Please.

Posted on December 19, 2014 by theharridan

Look! It’s Robert Smith from The Cure! Really, it is. Both of those tiny, fuzzy, completely blurry little men are actually him, with huge hair and adult-emo-alarming makeup, in a kind of comfortable post-workout hoodie and bovver boots, singing The … Continue reading →

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Sad Story About Falling Over

Posted on December 14, 2013 by theharridan

Hello all. I am not going to talk about the baby, except to say that it became apparent to me at about 11:55pm last night after the work party and the associated prosecco/brandy/bitters/exploding sugar lump cocktails (?) malarky that the … Continue reading →

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