Twitter Updates
- More of the same, also eyeliner theharridan.blog/2020/05/11/mor… 1 week ago
- @themumandthemom I’ll take that, lady! 2 weeks ago
- @oliviacbays I just broke a massive g&t balloon glass by trying to shove it in the dishwasher. The kids were like ‘… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
- @oliviacbays It is MADDENING! ‘50s Poole coffee cup this morning, glass frame yesterday, cocktail cabinet glass sma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
- @W1mum Hmmmmm! That is interesting. I think I’m with you on the not-psychopathic thing. And also on the watching al… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
Monthly Archives: October 2014
Hair woes
My 9 year old kid has very shaggy, longish, Oasis-era hair, which he likes. He also likes skipping baths, which is currently grossing me out. I cannot fathom why someone who is a bit OCD about cleaning their hands and … Continue reading
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Tagged fringes, haircuts, parenting fail, sauvignon blanc, Yukon
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Assaults On My Person
Last night, Otis punched me in the eye and I have a red, bleeding-looking red bit across the ‘ball. I saw stars and bright lights and firecrackers as he took his swipe with his sharp finger-nailed little pokey fingers. It … Continue reading
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Tagged birthday, eye injury, george clooney, sexual harassment, westfield
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