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Monthly Archives: October 2014
Hair woes
My 9 year old kid has very shaggy, longish, Oasis-era hair, which he likes. He also likes skipping baths, which is currently grossing me out. I cannot fathom why someone who is a bit OCD about cleaning their hands and … Continue reading
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Tagged fringes, haircuts, parenting fail, sauvignon blanc, Yukon
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Assaults On My Person
Last night, Otis punched me in the eye and I have a red, bleeding-looking red bit across the ‘ball. I saw stars and bright lights and firecrackers as he took his swipe with his sharp finger-nailed little pokey fingers. It … Continue reading
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Tagged birthday, eye injury, george clooney, sexual harassment, westfield
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