Monthly Archives: June 2014

Toothbrush of Shame (take 2)

Posted on June 23, 2014 by

Sometimes my parenting reaches new levels of aceness. See, for example, last week’s Tale of the Toothbrush of Shame – I wish I had been secretly filmed by a documentary crew with really good lighting technicians so I could play … Continue reading →

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Dog goes swimming, Dog gets stuck

Magic has been at it again – embarrassing the family and turning our thoughts to the mythical farmer who could take him away and put him to genteel work on a farm where he could play games with other kind … Continue reading →

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Sweet Camp Virginity

Posted on June 3, 2014 by

This morning, the dog ate a baby turd, and the children cried. It was just way too much for them to bear. And then Magic sauntered on over them, presumably for a loving lick, and they screamed and hid. I … Continue reading →

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