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Moustache
Yesterday, while pretending to supervise teeth-brushing but actually usuing the time to study my reflection in the mirror in the boy’s room which shows up all the bumps and pigment damage and new lines, I discovered I am getting furry … Continue reading
Badgers Are Real
Happy New Year! And Merry Christmas! Here’s a badger to start you off! Im sorry that it is a dead one, but it is the first real badger I have ever seen, and it made me realise that a) the … Continue reading
Flick Flick Punch
I am sitting here on a purple broken couch while Ned the Superbaby eats tomatoes and yabbers to himself. We have been at school all morning, hand-sewing Angel dresses and hot-glue-gunning star hats for the Nativity Play dress rehearsal this … Continue reading
Magic
A few weekends ago, we went to the Dog Show at Earl’s Court to see the lovely dogs and pat them and swoon and love them and show the boys how nice they can be. And we were there for … Continue reading
Stevie and some pumpkins
We’ve been on mid-term break this week and it has been a riot of violence, pygmy hippos and pumpkin-gathering. Barnaby has had a bit of homework to do, mostly stuff to do with Black History Month, where he was asked … Continue reading
Edited Post. Ahem
Hoi. This post has been hastily edited. Apologies. Sometimes your blog catches you out. Let’s gloss over the details, shall we? So, in non-controversial bloggish news, I have been running a bit more each week, fitting into smaller jeans (my … Continue reading
Birthdaze
This week I turned 35. Sigh. Everyone 35 and over trills lightly when I whinge about my birthday, sitting, as I so delicately am, on the cusp of Youth and Oldness, and they say, wistfully, that I am still Young. … Continue reading
Second day blues
The summer! It’s kind of over! And it has been the most wonderful summer of them all. Today I am clad in jeans and an oversized knobbly cotton jumper and outside feels a bit brisk. ‘Fresh’, say the Brits, inexplicably. … Continue reading
One bad raspberry
Ok. So here is an extremely annoying thing that happened to me today. Barnaby, who is my Type A seven year old, needs grommets put into his ears because of recurrent glue ear and intermittent deafness. He mishears everything … Continue reading
Breaking Bad-shaped hole
We are baking banana and chocolate cake from the Rose Bakery cookbook, and all smells lovely and I am sure to the casual burglar (who may or may not be lurking outside my flat, trying to look inside to see … Continue reading