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Stones
Last Wednesday night we ate Honey & Co’s sabiche. That used to be our favourite dinner, which was good because it is quick, it is healthy and full of raw garlic and chilli and roasted aubergine and orange-yolky Burford Brown … Continue reading
Parental Saturday Sleepiness Enabling System Klaxon Alert
So, I’m lying on the couch, the poor, fake leather couch which is spilling its foamy guts all over the living room floor, bits of yellowy sponge occasionally ripping off and reminding me of old folk’s homes’ ancient uriney interiors, … Continue reading
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A little bit of discord, TBH
Happy New Year. So far, it is a bit of a Miserable New Year, despite a party and a wedding anniversary and the children leaving the flat for hours every day to learn stuff for free and get fed massive … Continue reading
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Golf
It’s been a very long Tuesday, in that twilight zone betwixt Christmas and New Year, where it seems everyone is possibly dead, inside their homes, in front of the TV, or they are on holiday somewhere sunny, but you, alas, … Continue reading
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Thifty, shouting, ruined stuff
So, today I have been shouting at my children quite a lot. And I no longer feel any sort of guilt about doing it. You know sometimes people share those parenting articles on Facebook about how the family finally came … Continue reading
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Tagged Balenciaga, chanel no 5, leftovers, natibity set, shouting
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I don’t have a shopping problem
We had a little party on November 5th, which is something we do every year, because across the road from us our garden committee holds a fireworks display on Bonfire Night which is open to the public. It brings through … Continue reading
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Tagged Balenciaga, Cliveden, fireworks, Mary Katrantzou, Mulberry, Ottolenghi, sample sale
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Slushy pumpkins and cake
Here’s an annoying word which doesn’t adequately express itself very well: Playfighting. PLAY. Playing. Playing = wholesome fun = laughing = farmyardy rough’n’tumble (non-homoerotic, in our case, because they are small, and brothers, and ugh) = ruddy cheeks and healthy-smelling … Continue reading
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Tagged Alice In Wonderland, Crockford Bridge Farm, Halloween Biscuits, Sanderson Hotel
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Ut’s Hum
A little housekeeping I need to get out of the way. I went to see Everest, which was an excellent Friday-night-three-cocktails kind of cinematic extravaganza, except for the accents, which burned me to my very core with the shame. Hearing … Continue reading
I’m Not Sulking
Today is the kind of day where I feel a bit like crying, or a bit like whacking someone around the chops with a handbag. For no reason at all. Maybe something to do with demands on me, or lack … Continue reading
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Surprising South American Tamarillo
Before we begin, it is necessary to set down the searingly important, mind-bogglingly-wonderful, most game-changingly amazing thing to have occurred over these 13 years of blessed migrant slumming. You can get tamarillos in London, and not just at The Providores … Continue reading
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Tagged churros, Notting Hill Carnival, tamarillos, Turkey, Wallace Collection
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The Harridan 